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sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

this entire episode is a treasure.

shut-up-im-superman:

"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"

well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me

Friend, via text: I have acquired a heavy war horse… I am a gnome.
Me: Can you even ride it?
Friend: …I have a rope ladder.
(via outofcontextdnd)

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

a story of friendship

amoying:

human: :(

dog: :D

human: :D